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Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
#1
Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
I mean, I'm not taken! I'm freelance! Never been intimate with any other god…
I'm divinely virgin.

Also, while I got you slippery little suckers, tell us why Allah has not tried to poach you (Christian) to his way of thinking?
Does sweet baby Jesus protect you with a cloaking device so no other god can approach you?
Does he wee on you with his cosmic scent to let the other gods know you're his?

All religions claim that they are the only one true religion?
(I'm not a maths genius, but that makes a lot of true correct religions, wow!)

Doesn't it sound a bit like sleazy used car salesman talk?
Oh well, I suppose there's a sucker born every minute...

May you find true peace in the soft noodly appendages of our father, the mighty FSM.. FSM Sad

(Just had a lovely bowl of pasta with freshly shaved Parmesan cheese and was deeply moved and inspired to send this message in his honour) . Please don't shoot the messenger!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
#2
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
(June 14, 2017 at 3:39 am)ignoramus Wrote: I mean, I'm not taken! I'm freelance! Never been intimate with any other god…
I'm divinely virgin.

Also, while I got you slippery little suckers, tell us why Allah has not tried to poach you (Christian) to his way of thinking?
Does sweet baby Jesus protect you with a cloaking device so no other god can approach you?
Does he wee on you with his cosmic scent to let the other gods know you're his?

All religions claim that they are the only one true religion?
(I'm not a maths genius, but that makes a lot of true correct religions, wow!)
Doesn't it sound a bit like sleazy used car salesman talk?
Oh well, I suppose there's a sucker born every minute...

May you find true peace in the soft noodly appendages of our father, the mighty FSM.. FSM Sad

(Just had a lovely bowl of pasta with freshly shaved Parmesan cheese and was deeply moved and inspired to send this message in his honour) . Please don't shoot the messenger!


Are you sure that you only had pasta and Parmesan?

No red magic mushrooms as well in the pasta? Wink




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#3
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
#4
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
(June 14, 2017 at 4:16 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: giphy.gif]

This is not fair man but you are in Pakis after all.

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#5
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
Kinda reminds me of this (without the otter nose):



I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




#6
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
god thinks you are not worth it's time Sad
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

#7
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
Quote:Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?

Maybe because you're an asshole?  Angel
#8
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
(June 14, 2017 at 9:50 am)alpha male Wrote:
Quote:Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?

Maybe because you're an asshole?  Angel

I guess I can get that. I mean, yes, god's love is eternal, infinite and unbound.
But, ignoramus, come now, clearly there are limits.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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#9
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
Simple.  You're doing it wrong.  You need to open your heart to the truth that god is and always was already there.  If you begin by believing, it is a simple matter to then find confirmation in every occurrence throughout the day.

Just remember:

A - already know that God is god.
S - show contempt for people who don't share your delusion belief.
K - kick any counter argument to the curb with one of a few stock rebuttals.
#10
RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
(June 14, 2017 at 9:50 am)alpha male Wrote:
Quote:Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?

Maybe because you're an asshole?  Angel

Exactly right. It's like calling a woman a bitch and wondering why she won't go out you.



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