Err....Little Help, Please?

[corndog36]

My mother is a devout christian, and I know it would cause her immeasurable grief to think that one of her children is not going to heaven. So I pretend, for her sake. It's a little white lie that makes her happy, and does me no harm. When dealing with people who are unwilling to be rational, it is sometimes better to go along, to get along, particularly if you have to live under their roof.