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Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another?

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RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another?

October 12, 2016 at 11:45 pm

(October 12, 2016 at 11:38 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(October 12, 2016 at 8:36 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: Once upon a time at a Chinese restaurant, I opened a fortune cookie and there was no fortune inside. My dad leaned over and said, "How unfortunate!"

I frowned...then burst into laughter. True story =)

I've since learned to write my own fortune.

A very pessimistic friend of mine we nicknamed the "Angel of Death" opened a fortune cookie and it said: "You will inherit a great fortune". He said "Oh great, someone I love is going to die!"

Hah! But even if it was from the lottery, massive piles of sudden money tend to be bad fortune for the recipient.

http://time.com/4176128/powerball-jackpo...y-winners/
http://www.creditcards.com/credit-card-n...y-1264.php

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Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by EruptedCarcassBloat - October 12, 2016 at 5:30 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by The Grand Nudger - October 12, 2016 at 5:37 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by Homeless Nutter - October 12, 2016 at 5:37 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by Arkilogue - October 12, 2016 at 5:39 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by EruptedCarcassBloat - October 12, 2016 at 5:40 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by The Grand Nudger - October 12, 2016 at 5:41 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by Arkilogue - October 12, 2016 at 5:42 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by Arkilogue - October 12, 2016 at 5:44 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by EruptedCarcassBloat - October 12, 2016 at 5:45 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by Faith No More - October 12, 2016 at 5:48 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by Arkilogue - October 12, 2016 at 5:52 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by Faith No More - October 12, 2016 at 5:59 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by Arkilogue - October 12, 2016 at 6:05 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by The Grand Nudger - October 12, 2016 at 5:51 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by EruptedCarcassBloat - October 12, 2016 at 6:00 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by The Grand Nudger - October 12, 2016 at 6:08 pm

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RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by Whateverist - October 12, 2016 at 6:13 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by Arkilogue - October 12, 2016 at 6:21 pm

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RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by Arkilogue - October 12, 2016 at 6:34 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by The Grand Nudger - October 12, 2016 at 6:19 pm

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RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by chimp3 - October 12, 2016 at 6:26 pm

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RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by Arkilogue - October 12, 2016 at 6:37 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by The Grand Nudger - October 12, 2016 at 6:31 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. Why was I born me and not another? - by EruptedCarcassBloat - October 12, 2016 at 6:35 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by chimp3 - October 12, 2016 at 6:43 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by Aroura - October 12, 2016 at 6:37 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by Whateverist - October 12, 2016 at 6:45 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by The Grand Nudger - October 12, 2016 at 6:48 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by EruptedCarcassBloat - October 12, 2016 at 6:56 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by The Grand Nudger - October 12, 2016 at 7:01 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by EruptedCarcassBloat - October 12, 2016 at 8:14 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by Whateverist - October 12, 2016 at 11:11 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by brewer - October 12, 2016 at 7:09 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by Arkilogue - October 12, 2016 at 7:35 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by brewer - October 12, 2016 at 8:56 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by Arkilogue - October 12, 2016 at 9:05 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by brewer - October 12, 2016 at 9:12 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by Arkilogue - October 12, 2016 at 9:41 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by brewer - October 12, 2016 at 9:54 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by Arkilogue - October 12, 2016 at 9:58 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by The Grand Nudger - October 12, 2016 at 8:20 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by Arkilogue - October 12, 2016 at 8:26 pm

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RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by Arkilogue - October 12, 2016 at 8:36 pm

RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by chimp3 - October 12, 2016 at 11:38 pm

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RE: Sort of a complicated question, I'll try to ask. How was I born me and not another? - by chimp3 - October 13, 2016 at 12:12 am

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