Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[robvalue]

It's not nice when it's a fair fight, is it?

I mean, you're happy to pick on the innocent. The defenceless. You'll just mow them down. It's all fun and games.

But I'm not like them. I'm like you. Surprised? You should be. I came from the same place. It's just I chose a different path. I chose to protect, and you to destroy. Who is more powerful, you ask? We're on the same plane, but not on the same playing field.

It's no good begging for mercy now. You made the bed. You lie in it. Who will win? Me, of course. I am a god. You are a lowly minion. I have a hookshot and a shield, you just have a crappy spear. Really? Oh, really? You think you're gonna hurt me? You think I don't see you coming a mile off?

Fucking awesome game. I just can't stop playing it, Enyo is like the best value I've ever known. £1.50. I've played it for hundreds of hours.