'What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?'
'Gie us yer hand, lassie, and we'll show ye.'
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'What's worn under a kilt?'
'Naething - it's all in perfect working order.'
Boru
'Gie us yer hand, lassie, and we'll show ye.'
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'What's worn under a kilt?'
'Naething - it's all in perfect working order.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax