We find secret spot behind bush

[Rayaan]

My answers:

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1: A stranger on the street offers you chocolate, you:
a: Thank him and proceed to scarf it down.
b: Tell him you do not want any chocolate today, but thank him for the offer.
c: Ignore him entirely.
d: Eat the man, sell the chocolate, fuck his motorcycle.
e: Thank the man, pocket the chocolate, test it at local lab for tetanus.

2: A fine lass walks by in the street stark naked, prompting you to:
a: Invite her back to your place.
b: Ask her why she is walking around in public like that.
c: Ignore her entirely.
d: Fuck her/go down on her in the street.
e: Quietly take pictures... you'll look at them plenty later.

3: Aliens appeared en masse around a lover and you while you're having sex, you:
a: Immediately pull your knife on them and strike.
b: Ask the lover if they planned this.
c: Ignore them entirely.
d: Pull them into the event and make an orgy of it.
e: Scamper.

4: You suddenly develop super powers while a preacher is spouting some seriously nasty stuff about how sexual depravity involkes God's wrath, you:
a: Go rambo on that priest's ass. The sexual depravity of New Orleans caused the hurricane? Fuck you: FORCE CHOKE.
b: Wonder if God is behind this too.
c: Ignore your new powers entirely,
d: Walk up their nonchalantly and give the priest a dose of the medicine he likes to give his alter boys.
e: Hurry out of there and analyze yourself to see just what the hell you can do now.

5: You are still reading these questions, you:
a: Think Saerules is smoking something nobody else has even tried yet.
b: Still aren't sure what to think.
c: intend to ignore this question entirely.
d: Can't stop thinking of all the porn you're not looking at to read this.
e: Are very leery of what is to come of this.

6: Some Canadian has the gall to ruin pizza with ruined bacon and then serve it to you, you:
a: Gut him for his sacrilege.
b: Muse that they might have gone quite, quite insane.
c: Ignore what they just did entirely.
d: Eat it eagerly, the sweet taste of taboo upon your lips.
e: Quietly thank them as you secretly negotiate it into a trash.

7: As you drive down the freeway, a semi is suddenly heading towards you full bore, you:
a: Accelerate.
b: Experience sudden terror and aren't certain what path to take.
c: Ignore the semi entirely.
d: Drive full bore down the other side of the road.
e: Get to the side immediately.

8: You are out at a bar with some friends, and a bar fight ensues, you:
a: Join in.
b: Try to see if anything in particular caused it.
c: Ignore it entirely.
d: Start one of your own.
e: Either hide or escape, whichever is safer.

9: You get a personal call from your government 'leader', you:
a: Hang up immediately.
b: Immediately ask why they have called you.
c: Ignore the phone call entirely.
d: Invite him over as you prepare for battle.
e: Record the message.

10: There is not a tenth example, you:
a: Demand more.
b: Wonder if the Empress just got lazy.
c: Ignore the obvious lie entirely.
d: Devise your own sickening questions and answers.
e: Look back up to review your choices.

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This doesn't mean that I'm a mindslave just because I took the test. I would have taken it if anyone else posted them (and there are only 10 questions).

And I'm pretty sure that this is not a test on how delusional we are.
Seems like the answers have been designed to test our seriousness or honesty in answering these questions. Or this might be some kind of a (stupid) personality test.