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NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God

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NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God
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NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God
May 10, 2013 at 4:10 pm
Quote:WASHINGTON—After more than five decades of tireless work, brave exploration, and technological innovation aimed at a single objective, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration announced Wednesday that it had finally completed its mission to find and kill God.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nasa-co.../?ref=auto
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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RE: NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God
May 10, 2013 at 4:48 pm
Quote:"I only wish it had been me personally who got to pull the trigger on that cocksucker," Aldrin added.

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RE: NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God
May 10, 2013 at 6:41 pm
I have moved this thread to the Hiumor section because that's where it should be considering the nature of the article.

This was posted earlier as well.

Just sayin'.
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RE: NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God
May 10, 2013 at 9:26 pm
(May 10, 2013 at 6:41 pm)Rayaan Wrote: I have moved this thread to the Hiumor section because that's where it should be considering the nature of the article.

This was posted earlier as well.

Just sayin'.

awwwwwwh you spoilt my fun. I was doing to see how long it took thiests to complain.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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