Napoleon666 Wrote:You know damn straight, Napoleon was the greatest military strategist to fucking exist! Except when the mighty Duke came along. Then he was fucked. But you are not the Duke, so you should be very damn scared!
*beep*I hereby call this meeting of the galactic security council.
I declare the planet 'Sol III' to be too dangerous to maintain. Commence immediate orbital bombardment! WHAT DO YOU MEAN SECTION 3421 of the UKESW34 MEANS WE CAN"T?! Fucking useless PSILON! I should have annihilated your whole race, but I let a few of you live in my greatest mercy. NOW GO AND FUCKING DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD. Oh, we're bringing the Elerian homeworld into this now? Do you seriously believe the humans are worth leaving alive?! What for?!
Oh... they invented pizza. Is that it then? We have pizza now, we can give them the fucking credit in our fucking history books! Now go bomb the-WHAT?! They are responsible for the generation of a quarter of the galaxy's pornography?! Surely it is mostly crap showing of solo or close ups that are simply useless! Bomb the-.... okay fine... we'll let them live for that picture alone. OH DON"T FAP ON THE BRIDGE OF THE GREATEST BATTLESHIP IN THE GALAXY! OFF TO THE BATHROOM WITH YOU ENSIGN 3245-TXL, and MINUS 50 FUCKING DKP!
AND WHO THE HELL HAS LET THIS BROADCAST THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY?! NOW I"VE GOT TO KILL EVEN MORE PEOPLE, HOW BRILLIANT OF YOU. WHEN I FIND THE ONE OF YOU THAT DID THIS AND*beep*
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Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
