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[KichigaiNeko]

My answers.... (edit 5th June..cos I have time now and I can)

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1: A stranger on the street offers you chocolate, you:

b: Tell him you do not want any chocolate today, but thank him for the offer.

2: A fine lass walks by in the street stark naked, prompting you to:

c: Ignore her entirely. (I'm much better looking)

3: Aliens appeared en masse around a lover and you while you're having sex, you:

b: Ask the lover if they planned this.
d: Pull them into the event and make an orgy of it.
(can't make up my mind)

4: You suddenly develop super powers while a preacher is spouting some seriously nasty stuff about how sexual depravity involkes God's wrath, you:

e: Hurry out of there and analyze yourself to see just what the hell you can do now. (then go back and do the Rambo trick)

5: You are still reading these questions, you:

e: Are very leery of what is to come of this.

6: Some Canadian has the gall to ruin pizza with ruined bacon and then serve it to you, you:

e: Quietly thank them as you secretly negotiate it into a trash. (And then go out and order a five course meal)

7: As you drive down the freeway, a semi is suddenly heading towards you full bore, you:

e: Get to the side immediately. (For it is truely written..."Never argue with a truck")

8: You are out at a bar with some friends, and a bar fight ensues, you:

e: Either hide or escape, whichever is safer. (then call the Police and Ambos and Fireys.... they like a good punch up same as anybody)

9: You get a personal call from your government 'leader', you:

e: Record the message. (And use in court as evidence against the govmit)

10: There is not a tenth example, you:

d: Devise your own sickening questions and answers.

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