Oh, ffs.

[Arkilogue]

Dear Vatican:

Shut the fuck up, and give that Ethiopian kid a sandwich.

Boru

Pope: "Of course my child...right after I shit in my golden toilet with a diamond crusted handle in a golden bathroom."

It would be funnier if it weren't true....

http://sacredcowsmakethebesthamburgers.b...flush.html
Pope John Paul I:

“. . . this morning, I flushed my toilet with a solid gold lever edged with diamonds and at this very moment, bishops and cardinals are using a bathroom on the second floor of the papal palace which trappings, I am told, would draw more than fifty million dollars at auction . . . Believe me, one day, we who live in opulence, while so many are dying because they have nothing, will have to answer to Jesus as to why we have not carried out His instruction, ‘Love thy neighbor as thyself.’ We, the clergy of the Church together with our congregations, who substitute gold and pomp and ceremony in place of Christ’s instruction, who judge our masquerade of singing His praises to be more precious than human life, will have the most to explain.”