A quick word on "Overwhelmingly Negative Influences"

[emjay]

God, it sounds like a Tom and Jerry cartoon at your house I dread to think what your idea of heaven is, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was God dropping an anvil on your head at regular intervals, all in the name of love... well agape or whatever it is

I forgot expensive cell phones.. there has been more than one of those.

Also it's not like everyday she goes down the list.. I think this is more like one thing a year x15 years.. Not to mention we are like with each other 24/7 We do everything together, and have done almost since the beginning.. the only time we are  apart is our separate drives into work or going home. Or I have to fly out to some other city for some work related stuff.

One big throw scalding food on your spouse a year is not too bad.

Well as long as someone's throwing something at your head... even if only annually on a special occasion... that's good enough for me Just kidding on that... violence, not good... but still the image of you two as Tom and Jerry is quite appealing