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The bastards ruined Toblerones!
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RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones!
Ah, what an amusing fail. Everyone is doing it, though. Manufacturers don't want the size of the package to change so it "looks" like you're getting the same amount. In short, they're essentially trying to lie to you about what you're getting and just hoping you won't notice. Not the brightest move, though, when your customer gets it home and the difference is this damned hard to miss. Hell, I'm pretty sure that stupid shape is the only reason people even buy it. I had it recently. It was okay. I certainly didn't think, "Oh my god, I have GOT to get this again!" It turns out triangles just don't taste that much better than squares, rectangles or...snicker...whatever you'd call the new shape. Squarish triangles, maybe?
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The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by account_inactive - November 8, 2016 at 2:49 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by account_inactive - November 8, 2016 at 2:52 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by ApeNotKillApe - November 8, 2016 at 2:57 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Jesster - November 8, 2016 at 2:57 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Astreja - November 8, 2016 at 3:45 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by account_inactive - November 8, 2016 at 3:59 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Fidel_Castronaut - November 17, 2016 at 3:02 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Aroura - November 8, 2016 at 12:33 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Joods - November 17, 2016 at 1:19 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Aroura - November 17, 2016 at 3:52 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by ApeNotKillApe - November 8, 2016 at 4:05 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Regina - November 8, 2016 at 4:06 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Alex K - November 8, 2016 at 4:22 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 8, 2016 at 4:24 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by account_inactive - November 8, 2016 at 4:25 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Homeless Nutter - November 8, 2016 at 6:35 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Alex K - November 8, 2016 at 5:31 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Amarok - November 8, 2016 at 6:05 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Expired - November 8, 2016 at 6:10 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Amarok - November 8, 2016 at 6:37 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Expired - November 8, 2016 at 6:38 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Amarok - November 8, 2016 at 6:46 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by abaris - November 8, 2016 at 6:34 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Alex K - November 8, 2016 at 7:29 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Thumpalumpacus - November 8, 2016 at 7:21 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by account_inactive - November 8, 2016 at 7:25 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by SteelCurtain - November 8, 2016 at 7:27 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by account_inactive - November 8, 2016 at 7:36 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Joods - November 8, 2016 at 10:47 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Tiberius - November 8, 2016 at 9:03 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by account_inactive - November 8, 2016 at 9:06 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by abaris - November 8, 2016 at 9:22 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Thumpalumpacus - November 8, 2016 at 3:40 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Iroscato - November 8, 2016 at 9:18 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by brewer - November 8, 2016 at 9:20 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by account_inactive - November 8, 2016 at 9:25 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Alex K - November 8, 2016 at 9:29 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by brewer - November 8, 2016 at 9:40 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Alex K - November 8, 2016 at 11:14 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by brewer - November 8, 2016 at 11:39 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Alex K - November 8, 2016 at 11:52 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by account_inactive - November 8, 2016 at 9:32 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Alex K - November 8, 2016 at 9:34 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by account_inactive - November 8, 2016 at 9:38 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by RozKek - November 8, 2016 at 10:58 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Shell B - November 8, 2016 at 11:05 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by account_inactive - November 8, 2016 at 11:23 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Iroscato - November 8, 2016 at 11:07 am
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Alex K - November 8, 2016 at 12:09 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Longhorn - November 8, 2016 at 12:13 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by brewer - November 8, 2016 at 12:19 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by The Grand Nudger - November 8, 2016 at 12:24 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Aroura - November 8, 2016 at 12:33 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by The Grand Nudger - November 8, 2016 at 12:40 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Doubting Thomas - November 8, 2016 at 12:54 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by The Grand Nudger - November 8, 2016 at 1:01 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by vorlon13 - November 8, 2016 at 8:45 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Edwardo Piet - November 8, 2016 at 8:48 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by vorlon13 - November 8, 2016 at 8:49 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by account_inactive - November 17, 2016 at 1:10 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2016 at 1:27 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by vorlon13 - November 17, 2016 at 1:32 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by vorlon13 - November 17, 2016 at 7:42 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Doubting Thomas - November 17, 2016 at 2:22 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by vorlon13 - November 17, 2016 at 2:27 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2016 at 3:03 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Asmodee - November 17, 2016 at 3:42 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by Doubting Thomas - November 17, 2016 at 4:49 pm
RE: The bastards ruined Toblerones! - by vorlon13 - November 19, 2016 at 3:11 pm

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