(November 29, 2016 at 4:35 pm)Drich Wrote: To be honest Christmas Vaca is my fav too. Love the sled scene and the road rage bit with the semi truck..
Actual conversation from last year's holidays as I watched "Christmas Vacation" with my wife:
[Shopping mall scene when Clark is talking to the hot counter girl]
Wife in accusatory tone: You want to do her, don't you?
Me: Come on! Can't we just watch the movie?
Wife: I'm serious. She's very attractive. You'd fuck her if you got the chance, right?
Me: Of course not! I only have eyes for you, honey.
Wife: Don't be an asshole. Would you?
Me: You're not going to drop this, are you?
Wife: Nope. Just answer the question. If you could fuck her without any consequences, would you do it?
Me: *sighs* I suppose. Yes, yes, in a consequence-free world I'd fuck her. Ok? Happy?
Wife: I knew it!
[We stare at the TV in silence for a few seconds]
Me: But you would too, wouldn't you?
Wife in a small voice: Yes.
And that, folks, is an example of why I haven't heard five consecutive minutes of dialogue in a film since marrying this woman.
