(November 30, 2016 at 10:34 am)Crossless1 Wrote:(November 29, 2016 at 4:35 pm)Drich Wrote: To be honest Christmas Vaca is my fav too. Love the sled scene and the road rage bit with the semi truck..
Actual conversation from last year's holidays as I watched "Christmas Vacation" with my wife:
[Shopping mall scene when Clark is talking to the hot counter girl]
Wife in accusatory tone: You want to do her, don't you?
Me: Come on! Can't we just watch the movie?
Wife: I'm serious. She's very attractive. You'd fuck her if you got the chance, right?
Me: Of course not! I only have eyes for you, honey.
Wife: Don't be an asshole. Would you?
Me: You're not going to drop this, are you?
Wife: Nope. Just answer the question. If you could fuck her without any consequences, would you do it?
Me: *sighs* I suppose. Yes, yes, in a consequence-free world I'd fuck her. Ok? Happy?
Wife: I knew it!
[We stare at the TV in silence for a few seconds]
Me: But you would too, wouldn't you?
Wife in a small voice: Yes.
And that, folks, is an example of why I haven't heard five consecutive minutes of dialogue in a film since marrying this woman.
Alternatively you could have said eww, no she would be very gross, she would be in her 60s/70s now (look how old chevy chase is now) She's probably the 'Mystery celebrity' you see in the front page of the enquirer standing in the check out line with the little bar bar across her eyes (like that's going to be a big give away clue) that gain like 700lbs.
(which is what I said in a similar situation)
Plus we only have the one "freebie" CELEBRITY Pass. I initially said Jennifer Aniston and she said the "Produce manager at Publix..." So after a 'spirited discussion' we only have the one free pass with real celebrities now. No youtube a-holes or even just tv people they have to have been at least in real 3 movies. and it has to be declared before hand... no Oh, I changed mine to so and so.. oh, guess who I met today..
