Cussing for Jesus!
December 1, 2016 at 1:15 pm
(This post was last modified: December 1, 2016 at 1:15 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
Yesterday I was at the VA hospital for my semi-annual autopsy prequel. I got there in time for lunch so I went to the cafeteria. While I was eating I bit my tongue. For those of you who don't know I'm a retired chief petty officer. 
Anyway, the lady in the next booth, who was facing me, said, "Please don't talk like that, Jesus wouldn't like it!"
"Do you believe God has a plan for all of us?"
"Yes, I do!"
"Well, right now my plan reads 'Cuss like a sailor!' "
"I can't believe that!"
"Oh, so you're an atheist?"
She left at that point, meal only partly eaten.
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Anyway, the lady in the next booth, who was facing me, said, "Please don't talk like that, Jesus wouldn't like it!"
"Do you believe God has a plan for all of us?"
"Yes, I do!"
"Well, right now my plan reads 'Cuss like a sailor!' "
"I can't believe that!"
"Oh, so you're an atheist?"
She left at that point, meal only partly eaten.
