Someone needs to get unsheathed... 
Welcome aboard, from Portugal's Tourism Representative.
Have you considered moving out of the bible belt and coming to a country where religion is mostly ignored? Where the weather is great, the food is awesome, the people are friendly, the language is a mix of Latin and southern European Celt, with a touch of Arab?
This is NOT a one-time offer! (After all, the country isn't going anywhere...)

Welcome aboard, from Portugal's Tourism Representative.
Have you considered moving out of the bible belt and coming to a country where religion is mostly ignored? Where the weather is great, the food is awesome, the people are friendly, the language is a mix of Latin and southern European Celt, with a touch of Arab?
This is NOT a one-time offer! (After all, the country isn't going anywhere...)