(January 18, 2017 at 1:35 pm)Shell B Wrote: I very strongly considered breaking it during the three hours it was going off. It could not be consoled with batteries, button pushing or anything else. It's hardwired to the freaking house too, so I couldn't fuck with it. Plus, I was afraid it would freak out if I unplugged it. I put in ear plugs and tried desperately to fall back asleep to no avail.
I have absolutely nothing to add to or comment about this; I just wanted to take it completely out of context, purely for the kind of puerile schoolboy humour for which I'm known.
And of course to wish Mr and Mrs Forum a most excellent anniversary.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
