Ok, ok...I'll play nice. Serious questions for the Muslim:
-I know Muslims eschew pork as being haram, so...beef curry or lamb curry?
-Is it worth the risk to have left-over curry for breakfast if you know you're going to be on the train for an hour?
-I think the curry market is due for expansion. Should I invest in curried ice cream or curried breakfast cereal?
-Since Muslims don't (typically) consume alcohol, which whiskey should be drunk with curry to incur the least amount of disfavor with Allah?
-An otherwise sensible friend of mine won't have rice with his curry - he prefers noodles. Is he going to Jahannam?
Thank you in advance for your responses.
Boru
-I know Muslims eschew pork as being haram, so...beef curry or lamb curry?
-Is it worth the risk to have left-over curry for breakfast if you know you're going to be on the train for an hour?
-I think the curry market is due for expansion. Should I invest in curried ice cream or curried breakfast cereal?
-Since Muslims don't (typically) consume alcohol, which whiskey should be drunk with curry to incur the least amount of disfavor with Allah?
-An otherwise sensible friend of mine won't have rice with his curry - he prefers noodles. Is he going to Jahannam?
Thank you in advance for your responses.
Boru
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