(February 5, 2017 at 2:47 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:(February 4, 2017 at 4:59 pm)Nihilist Virus Wrote: No you're totally misinterpreting that passage and taking it out of context. I already schooled you atheist folk on another thread. Here's the proper interpretation:
I think this passage pretty much speaks for itself in that it is about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I mean, hello, the men "Stood at the door and knocked." The concubine was raped to death, which sounds a lot like "My cup runneth over" because Jesus had to drink his "cup of suffering." The concubine (a whore) had her corpse dismembered and sent out to the 12 tribes of Israel, symbolic of how Jesus is a whore because he loves us all and then after he died his gospel was spread throughout the whole world. The Levite offering up his concubine to a viscous mob is a symbol of God offering up Jesus to a viscous mob.
Jesus stands at the door and knocks. Open the door so he might come in and rape you to death. He wants to rape you to death in a spiritual sense.
Checkmate, atheists.
That's a great joke but did you really mean to use "viscous" to describe the mob?
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/viscous
Typo. Meant "vicious."
Jesus is like Pinocchio. He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
