RE: Bit coin
March 12, 2017 at 12:34 am
(This post was last modified: March 12, 2017 at 12:36 am by Cyberman.)
(March 12, 2017 at 12:16 am)ignoramus Wrote: Sorry, you need a bit of coin to buy bit coin.
I don't trust all that modern stuff.
I prefer to trade as I always have with bushels of hay and cows... Very safe! As the cows fattens, so does my profit.
The Good Book Wrote:FORD PREFECT:
”Fiscal Policy”?!
GOLGAFRINCHAN MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT:
Yes.
FORD:
How can you have money if none of you actually produce anything? It doesn’t grow on trees you know!
MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT:
You know If you would allow me to continue!
CAPTAIN:
Yes let him to continue.
MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT:
Since we decided a few weeks ago to adopt leaves as legal tender, we have, of course all become immensely rich.
FORD:
No really? Really?
CROWD MEMBERS:
Yes, very good move…
MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT:
But, we have also run into a small inflation problem on account of the high level of leaf availability. Which means that I gather the current going rate has something like three major deciduous forests buying one ship’s peanut. So, um, in order to obviate this problem and effectively revalue the leaf, we are about to embark on an extensive defoliation campaign, and um, burn down all the forests. I think that’s a sensible move don’t you?
MARKETING GIRL:
That makes economic sense.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
