(July 9, 2011 at 9:23 am)Epimethean Wrote: Bitches for god. Wasn't that one of the programs Jesus outsourced?
No. Jesus' Dad outsourced the "Bitches for God" program millennia before the birth of Jesus, or even the creation of Eve. He outsourced it to Adam's first wife, Lilith, who was too "uppity" to remain Adam's wife. She wouldn't submit, obey, and even insisted on woman on top during intercourse. HORRORS! She later left and became a demoness, mother of tribes of demonesses who populated the world with evil and tempt men and kill infants in their sleep (explanation for SIDS), the Queen of the Canaanites, depending on which account you listen to. She's the personification of that evil female sexuality. See http://www.gnosis.org/lilith.htm or http://witcombe.sbc.edu/eve-women/7evelilith.html depending on whether you'd prefer a religious account of her or a scholarly one.
God, in His mercy, allowed this "divorce by abandonment" for Adam, created a second wife for Adam who horrified him. Then, God created Adam a third wife, Eve, who as we know gave into the temptation of "the snake".
It seems that part of Jesus' job was to put the "Bitches for God" members in their place, and to create an infrastructure that would keep them barefoot, pregnant, and submissive for about 1900 years - and longer in some places among some groups.
