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Once upon a time...
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Once upon a time...
...in an off-off Broadway theatre a lonely men performed a show. He danced Das Kapital for 12,5 hours. Very few of the audiance members actually enjoyed it. But the ones who did were left with awe.

Non alcoholic drinks were served  by an almost top-less blond woman to those few who had the nerve to went there. It was all included in the prize they spend to see that show. Even cuban cigars had been served.

The little theater was filled with smoke and nobody was bored beyond the regular scope of what off-off Broadway shows usually are all about. One guy even got a blow-job from his wife, who he invited to see that show. The husband had a tiny little bottle of rum in his pocket and said to his wife, after two hours went by, "wanna have a sip?" She grabbed that bottle and said, "that's all you have?" And he said, "yes. Isn't that something?" Then she opend her hand-bag and showed him a sandwich.

Guess what happend next...

...yes, the lonely dancer got irritated by some animal noices and stumbled. He was barely able to continue his performance the way he should have.

Nobody noticed it.
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Once upon a time... - by Silent Snob - March 24, 2017 at 6:27 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by Minimalist - March 24, 2017 at 6:54 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by brewer - March 24, 2017 at 7:04 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by Silent Snob - March 26, 2017 at 6:55 am
RE: Once upon a time... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 24, 2017 at 7:12 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by Silent Snob - March 24, 2017 at 7:13 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by LastPoet - March 26, 2017 at 7:03 am
RE: Once upon a time... - by Silent Snob - March 26, 2017 at 8:24 am
RE: Once upon a time... - by chimp3 - March 26, 2017 at 8:56 am
RE: Once upon a time... - by Silent Snob - March 27, 2017 at 12:09 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by Alex K - March 27, 2017 at 1:11 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by chimp3 - March 26, 2017 at 7:43 am
RE: Once upon a time... - by Isis - March 27, 2017 at 3:29 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by TheoneandonlytrueGod - March 30, 2017 at 6:31 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by Little lunch - March 30, 2017 at 7:22 pm

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