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Once upon a time...
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RE: Once upon a time...
After three hours went by the husband said, "look, honey, I have this to our disposal." And the wife said, "not now, babe, he's dancing the cause of all  sillness!" The husband went back to meditation-mode and just left her with that long cigarette in her hand.

She thought, "what now?" and fussed around in her hand-bag to get a lighter she thought she carried with her, but recognized that lighter wasn't in this bag. Looking around, she noticed that lady, who sat next to her, had also a big cigarette and wasn't able to light it. They gave each other a sign. A sign that meant, "who ever gets a lighter first, sista."
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Once upon a time... - by Silent Snob - March 24, 2017 at 6:27 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by Minimalist - March 24, 2017 at 6:54 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by brewer - March 24, 2017 at 7:04 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by Silent Snob - March 26, 2017 at 6:55 am
RE: Once upon a time... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 24, 2017 at 7:12 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by Silent Snob - March 24, 2017 at 7:13 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by LastPoet - March 26, 2017 at 7:03 am
RE: Once upon a time... - by Silent Snob - March 26, 2017 at 8:24 am
RE: Once upon a time... - by chimp3 - March 26, 2017 at 8:56 am
RE: Once upon a time... - by Silent Snob - March 27, 2017 at 12:09 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by Alex K - March 27, 2017 at 1:11 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by chimp3 - March 26, 2017 at 7:43 am
RE: Once upon a time... - by Isis - March 27, 2017 at 3:29 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by TheoneandonlytrueGod - March 30, 2017 at 6:31 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by Little lunch - March 30, 2017 at 7:22 pm

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