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Once upon a time...
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RE: Once upon a time...
(March 26, 2017 at 7:03 am)LastPoet Wrote: Errr.... Welcome

Ahhhh....

Thanks for the wellcome.

(March 26, 2017 at 7:43 am)chimp3 Wrote: Warhol made an eight hour movie with one continuous shot of the Empire State Building. Blow jobs were surely served during the viewing. Nothing new under the sun.

Haven't said I'm bringing novelty, or did I? Seems I'm just paraphrasing some stuff.

Unfortunately I have no conversion story to tell. I believed so much uncredible stuff in my life, would be hard to put all of that into one single post on an internet forum like this. But as I figured out that santa Claus is wearning my oncles shoes I was not allowed to convice my younger siblings about it. My partents censored me at a very early age by saying, "no-no-no! Santa Claus is wearing shoes like oncle Norman. Not the other way around." And then my siblings notted at me like, "yeah, moron. There you go! It is Santa not oncle Norman!" Then, as I was protesting, my father took me into the kitchen and said, "it is onlce Norman, okay? Let them figure it themselfs next year when let aunt Maggie do the Santa Claus." Guess what happend next year. Yeah, right, my siblings said, "that's not Santa Claus! That's aunt Maggie!" Then I said, "I told you so!" And they said, "No! You said it's oncle Norman. But it's aunt Maggie. Ha!"

Anyway...

...just tell me what you want me to write, or not write, so I can be of service to you.

And if what I have written was not to your liking, I formally appollogize for having writen it. And I really mean it!
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Messages In This Thread
Once upon a time... - by Silent Snob - March 24, 2017 at 6:27 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by Minimalist - March 24, 2017 at 6:54 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by brewer - March 24, 2017 at 7:04 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by Silent Snob - March 26, 2017 at 6:55 am
RE: Once upon a time... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 24, 2017 at 7:12 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by Silent Snob - March 24, 2017 at 7:13 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by LastPoet - March 26, 2017 at 7:03 am
RE: Once upon a time... - by Silent Snob - March 26, 2017 at 8:24 am
RE: Once upon a time... - by chimp3 - March 26, 2017 at 8:56 am
RE: Once upon a time... - by Silent Snob - March 27, 2017 at 12:09 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by Alex K - March 27, 2017 at 1:11 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by chimp3 - March 26, 2017 at 7:43 am
RE: Once upon a time... - by Isis - March 27, 2017 at 3:29 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by TheoneandonlytrueGod - March 30, 2017 at 6:31 pm
RE: Once upon a time... - by Little lunch - March 30, 2017 at 7:22 pm

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