(March 27, 2017 at 5:29 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Happy birthday matey...
Beccs is coming around to give you a night you'll never forget!
She's going to play the bagpipe outside your house at midnight tonight! Hehe
I could just stand outside and sing.
That would be a worse noise than an amateur could possibly achieve with bagpipes.
Happy sodding belated sodding birthday, sodding legendary sodding Irish sodding king.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"