I think you're lying, Min. Clearly (according to Capn), you can't live near Mexicans without being armed to the teeth. I'm betting that when you talk to your alleged 'landscaper', you do you with a flamethrower pointed at his face just he case he suddenly decides to go all Mexican-y.
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