The day of reckoning has arrived.

[The Valkyrie]

It's been almost exactly a week. Have we had the day of reckoning yet? How did it go?

You missed it?

It was everything god promised.

Lights in the sky.  The clash of arms.  Trumpets.  Angels and demons fighting one another.

The dead rising.

People ascending into the air.

It was awesome.

Okay, so the lights in the sky were a meteor shower.

And the clash of arms were just people clapping.

And the trumpets just a couple of buskers.

And the angels and devils fighting one another were just delusions.

And the dead rising was on the Walking Dead.

And the people ascending were all in planes.

And it wasn't that awesome.

And god couldn't really promise anything because he is, after all, fictional.