5. Having to wear short pants due to the excesive hot weather. I don't mind people wearing short pants. I just think they look stupid on me specifically.
4. People who are chipper at work on a monday-morning and try to cheer you up. Really, god damn it. I'm miserable here, let me be. Let me be content in my impotent dismay;
3. Friends or family-members who are much richer than you. Not because they are better off, but because they seem to have lost all grip on just what a euro is worth.
2. People who eat meat but get sad when you talk about how veal is murdered baby cow. If you're going to eat meat, like me, you don't get to be sad about cute little chicks that get grinded up. You know how that stuff gets on your plate, it don't grow on trees.
1. People who think they are 'making a difference' by buying one or two products at a local farmer's market every other month and then delude themselves into thinking they are some enlightened guru-martyr whose lifestyle will save the planet while they turn up their airco and order in pizza before buying their airplane-tickets to go half-way across the world next holiday.
Those are the things that grind my gears
4. People who are chipper at work on a monday-morning and try to cheer you up. Really, god damn it. I'm miserable here, let me be. Let me be content in my impotent dismay;
3. Friends or family-members who are much richer than you. Not because they are better off, but because they seem to have lost all grip on just what a euro is worth.
2. People who eat meat but get sad when you talk about how veal is murdered baby cow. If you're going to eat meat, like me, you don't get to be sad about cute little chicks that get grinded up. You know how that stuff gets on your plate, it don't grow on trees.
1. People who think they are 'making a difference' by buying one or two products at a local farmer's market every other month and then delude themselves into thinking they are some enlightened guru-martyr whose lifestyle will save the planet while they turn up their airco and order in pizza before buying their airplane-tickets to go half-way across the world next holiday.
Those are the things that grind my gears
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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