1. Assholes that squeeze their fucking Audi into a space barely big enough for a moped, without even signaling, then get pissed because you had the audacity to honk.
2. Asshole who cut into your lane, right ahead of you, while traveling 10-15 mph slower than you, usually without looking.
3. Asshole who ride right up on your ass, flashing their lights, honking their horn, wanting you to get over even though there's only a half a car length between you and the guy in front of you on the 12 mph speedway that is I-25 every morning and, there's no fucking room to get over anyway!
4. Assholes who think turn signals are a little self congratulatory salute. "Hey, look. I just completed a turn/lane change!"
5. Putting up with 1-4 so I can keep a job I fucking despise!
I'm thinking of putting a sign in the back window that says "Yell as loud as you want. I don't speak asshole!"
Radio Shack used to sell a 12 volt scrolling marquee that you could program to say whatever you want. It's a good thing I never bought one. It probably would have gotten me killed.
2. Asshole who cut into your lane, right ahead of you, while traveling 10-15 mph slower than you, usually without looking.
3. Asshole who ride right up on your ass, flashing their lights, honking their horn, wanting you to get over even though there's only a half a car length between you and the guy in front of you on the 12 mph speedway that is I-25 every morning and, there's no fucking room to get over anyway!
4. Assholes who think turn signals are a little self congratulatory salute. "Hey, look. I just completed a turn/lane change!"
5. Putting up with 1-4 so I can keep a job I fucking despise!
I'm thinking of putting a sign in the back window that says "Yell as loud as you want. I don't speak asshole!"
Radio Shack used to sell a 12 volt scrolling marquee that you could program to say whatever you want. It's a good thing I never bought one. It probably would have gotten me killed.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
