(May 30, 2017 at 11:37 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: 1. Assholes that squeeze their fucking Audi into a space barely big enough for a moped, without even signaling, then get pissed because you had the audacity to honk.
2. Asshole who cut into your lane, right ahead of you, while traveling 10-15 mph slower than you, usually without looking.
3. Asshole who ride right up on your ass, flashing their lights, honking their horn, wanting you to get over even though there's only a half a car length between you and the guy in front of you on the 12 mph speedway that is I-25 every morning and, there's no fucking room to get over anyway!
4. Assholes who think turn signals are a little self congratulatory salute. "Hey, look. I just completed a turn/lane change!"
5. Putting up with 1-4 so I can keep a job I fucking despise!
I'm thinking of putting a sign in the back window that says "Yell as loud as you want. I don't speak asshole!"
Radio Shack used to sell a 12 volt scrolling marquee that you could program to say whatever you want. It's a good thing I never bought one. It probably would have gotten me killed.
1. Next time you feel like your life is worthless, jst remember that there is a person at tthe Audi factory instlling turn signals.
2. Now hat I'm in front of you, back off
3, 4 aand 5. I hve thought of the following things todo, while driving the 405 freewqy in rush hour traffic for 30 years.
A. Spike strip-lik device that I havve a lever for, that I can pull the lever and it drops to the ground, giving the person a flat tire(S). Didn't do that, because the thing might give a flat to the wrong perwon.
B. A marrquee like you said, but as you noted, it could get yoi killed.
C. Mak a mockup of a 50-cal machine gun, complete with a flashing muzle, in the trunk. The trunk lid lifts, and the muzzle flaxhes, plus you have one of those bass speaker gizows to kake the shooting noise sound realistc. But people would be crashing when the tailgater slamed on his brakes.
Lucky or me, I neverfollowed through on them, or I'd be prosoner Fierball (maybe extinguised).
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
