Holy crap.
I'm away a few days and Nymph has a birthday?
That's bad planning.
Can you please move your birthday to a more appropriate date when I'll be here?
Happy birthday, anyway!
I'm away a few days and Nymph has a birthday?
That's bad planning.
Can you please move your birthday to a more appropriate date when I'll be here?
Happy birthday, anyway!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"