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Religious Funerals
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RE: Religious Funerals
I have made all my family aware that I don't want a religious funeral, I have arranged what I want to happen to my remains (transplant or medical research if suitable)
The first line of the funeral plan reads "At the funeral there should be no priests, vicars, ministers, shamans, witch doctors or other peddlers of superstitious nonsense"
I have also chosen some music, ending with "Always look on the bright side of life" from Monty Python, anyone who doesn't like can stay at home - more beer for everyone else!  Smile
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Religious Funerals - by Secular Elf - June 13, 2017 at 3:33 pm
RE: Religious Funerals - by Paraselene - June 13, 2017 at 3:35 pm
RE: Religious Funerals - by Secular Elf - June 15, 2017 at 12:04 pm
RE: Religious Funerals - by Little Rik - June 16, 2017 at 9:58 am
RE: Religious Funerals - by Succubus - July 1, 2017 at 3:04 pm
RE: Religious Funerals - by Little Rik - July 2, 2017 at 9:07 am
RE: Religious Funerals - by brewer - June 13, 2017 at 3:41 pm
RE: Religious Funerals - by The Valkyrie - June 13, 2017 at 3:44 pm
RE: Religious Funerals - by zebo-the-fat - June 13, 2017 at 5:02 pm
RE: Religious Funerals - by energizer bunny - June 13, 2017 at 5:33 pm
RE: Religious Funerals - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 13, 2017 at 5:19 pm
RE: Religious Funerals - by vorlon13 - June 13, 2017 at 5:23 pm
RE: Religious Funerals - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 13, 2017 at 5:53 pm
RE: Religious Funerals - by Minimalist - June 13, 2017 at 7:15 pm
RE: Religious Funerals - by Little Rik - June 14, 2017 at 4:12 am
RE: Religious Funerals - by Der/die AtheistIn - July 1, 2017 at 2:34 pm

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