I have made all my family aware that I don't want a religious funeral, I have arranged what I want to happen to my remains (transplant or medical research if suitable)
The first line of the funeral plan reads "At the funeral there should be no priests, vicars, ministers, shamans, witch doctors or other peddlers of superstitious nonsense"
I have also chosen some music, ending with "Always look on the bright side of life" from Monty Python, anyone who doesn't like can stay at home - more beer for everyone else!
The first line of the funeral plan reads "At the funeral there should be no priests, vicars, ministers, shamans, witch doctors or other peddlers of superstitious nonsense"
I have also chosen some music, ending with "Always look on the bright side of life" from Monty Python, anyone who doesn't like can stay at home - more beer for everyone else!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups
Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups
Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!


