I wrote this joke decades ago. First some background. In health care settings we occasionally use a condom catheter to treat urinary incontinence in men. It attaches to the penis like a real condom only the condom is attached to drainage tubing and bag. It is not inserted into the bladder. External only. Another name for the condom catheter is the Texas catheter. So, the joke....
Why is the condom catheter called a Texas catheter?
Because no man wants to be told he only needs a Rhode Island catheter.
Why is the condom catheter called a Texas catheter?
Because no man wants to be told he only needs a Rhode Island catheter.
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