(June 15, 2017 at 8:17 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I wrote this joke decades ago. First some background. In health care settings we occasionally use a condom catheter to treat urinary incontinence in men. It attaches to the penis like a real condom only the condom is attached to drainage tubing and bag. It is not inserted into the bladder. External only. Another name for the condom catheter is the Texas catheter. So, the joke....
Why is the condom catheter called a Texas catheter?
Because no man wants to be told he only needs a Rhode Island catheter.
It took me a second but I getttttt it! Bet it goes over real well at work! My sisters a nurse, she and her friends have some prEtty interesting views about what's funny and/or interesting (horrifying). I've given up going to lunch with them!
Well, I am disappoint. Everyone but the rodent and the chimp kept up the dickiness whilst I rested. Maybe this thread wiLL die. And I shall forever have the title of having a bigger dick than ALL of you! And.. ask Esquilax.. I don't have one. So....
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
