Did you know ducks have a nine inch corkscrew shaped penis? They copulate without penetration. A nine inch dick and all he gets is a coital kiss!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!