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Jesus appears on receipt
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RE: Jesus appears on receipt
July 23, 2011 at 2:47 am
(July 22, 2011 at 11:16 pm)Judas BentHer Wrote:
(July 22, 2011 at 12:19 am)FaithNoMore Wrote: That silly Jesus appears the strangest places. Now's he shown up on a couple's Walmart receipt.
When JC talked about a second coming, I don't think this was what he had in mind.

Not surprising really. Sam Walton was a Christian. Maybe JC has stock in the company.

I'd like to see someone come up with a vision of the Virgin Mary on a Victoria's Secret receipt. Now that she's hailed as the perpetual virgin, she's living vicariously behind printouts of garters, bustier's and thongs. Devil Virgin! Yeahhhh I got your virgin... in black lace and fine silk hoisting tata's in a push-up.



It's been done.

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Jesus appears on receipt - by Faith No More - July 22, 2011 at 12:19 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Violet - July 22, 2011 at 12:42 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Anomalocaris - July 22, 2011 at 12:45 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Violet - July 22, 2011 at 1:05 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Anomalocaris - July 22, 2011 at 1:16 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Faith No More - July 22, 2011 at 1:01 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Minimalist - July 22, 2011 at 1:16 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Violet - July 22, 2011 at 1:30 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Anomalocaris - July 22, 2011 at 2:16 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by C Rod - July 22, 2011 at 1:30 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Violet - July 22, 2011 at 1:33 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by C Rod - July 22, 2011 at 11:01 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Violet - July 22, 2011 at 11:11 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Justtristo - July 23, 2011 at 7:07 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Minimalist - July 22, 2011 at 1:31 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Kayenneh - July 22, 2011 at 2:20 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Cinjin - July 22, 2011 at 3:38 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Judas BentHer - July 22, 2011 at 11:16 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Minimalist - July 23, 2011 at 2:47 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Judas BentHer - July 23, 2011 at 11:00 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by TheAtheistTroll - July 23, 2011 at 2:27 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by MilesTailsPrower - July 23, 2011 at 3:17 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Ace Otana - July 23, 2011 at 7:19 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by kriskiran - July 23, 2011 at 7:23 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by C Rod - July 31, 2011 at 4:59 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Kayenneh - July 23, 2011 at 9:06 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by leo-rcc - July 23, 2011 at 9:32 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Ace Otana - July 23, 2011 at 9:55 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Kayenneh - July 23, 2011 at 9:35 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by reverendjeremiah - July 23, 2011 at 11:03 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by kriskiran - July 23, 2011 at 3:20 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Faith No More - July 23, 2011 at 3:06 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Minimalist - July 31, 2011 at 5:39 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by C Rod - July 31, 2011 at 6:48 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Minimalist - July 31, 2011 at 11:12 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by C Rod - August 2, 2011 at 7:28 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by The Grand Nudger - July 31, 2011 at 7:39 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by C Rod - July 31, 2011 at 8:45 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by MilesTailsPrower - July 31, 2011 at 9:10 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by The Grand Nudger - August 2, 2011 at 7:32 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by C Rod - August 2, 2011 at 7:55 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Skeptic - August 2, 2011 at 7:41 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by The Grand Nudger - August 2, 2011 at 8:18 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by C Rod - August 2, 2011 at 8:27 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by The Grand Nudger - August 2, 2011 at 8:30 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Judas BentHer - August 2, 2011 at 10:18 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Killman - August 4, 2011 at 5:39 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by The Grand Nudger - August 4, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Jesus On My Wall - by Cinjin - August 4, 2011 at 1:41 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by The Grand Nudger - August 4, 2011 at 1:43 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by reverendjeremiah - August 4, 2011 at 4:51 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by The Grand Nudger - August 4, 2011 at 5:10 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Judas BentHer - August 4, 2011 at 8:03 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Skeptic - August 4, 2011 at 8:05 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Cinjin - August 6, 2011 at 12:40 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Minimalist - August 6, 2011 at 1:07 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Killman - August 6, 2011 at 6:35 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by drilyasharun - August 6, 2011 at 8:47 am
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Minimalist - August 6, 2011 at 12:14 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by Judas BentHer - August 6, 2011 at 12:06 pm
RE: Jesus appears on receipt - by FalseHope - August 6, 2011 at 12:12 pm

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