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Beards can protect you from being gay

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Beards can protect you from being gay
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 4:03 am
Beards do NOT protect you from being gay. The only way to protect yourself is to wear a respirator with a filter size not more than 1 micron. The size is essential to keep out the gay germ (Bacillus candelabra). Use of the respirator is absolutely vital at Russian Orthodox church services, parades where people wear clothing of more than two colours, and airport restrooms frequented by known conservative lawmakers.

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Beards can protect you from being gay

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Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 20, 2017 at 11:14 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Chad32 - June 20, 2017 at 11:19 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Losty - June 20, 2017 at 11:23 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Anon2381 - June 20, 2017 at 11:30 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by ignoramus - June 20, 2017 at 11:38 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Losty - June 21, 2017 at 4:24 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 22, 2017 at 12:25 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Jesster - June 20, 2017 at 11:39 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by c172 - June 20, 2017 at 11:45 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 21, 2017 at 4:03 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by J a c k - June 21, 2017 at 4:07 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Alex K - June 21, 2017 at 6:41 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by chimp3 - June 21, 2017 at 7:18 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 21, 2017 at 7:50 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:08 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Joods - June 21, 2017 at 9:27 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 21, 2017 at 1:38 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 22, 2017 at 12:39 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:35 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:55 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Joods - June 21, 2017 at 10:07 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by ignoramus - June 22, 2017 at 12:33 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 21, 2017 at 3:11 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 22, 2017 at 12:41 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 22, 2017 at 1:21 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 22, 2017 at 1:26 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Chad32 - June 30, 2017 at 9:52 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by chimp3 - July 1, 2017 at 3:56 am

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