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Beards
March 16, 2012 at 6:06 pm
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RE: Beards
March 16, 2012 at 6:54 pm
I have a trustworthy beard.

Of course it's intentional; lulls people into false sense of security..Devil

Real reason;baby face. I was still having my id checked regularly when I was 25. Shaved it off once after I had been married for a few years,wife screamed,grew it back. Shaved it of again a few years after the divorce. Face looked like a peeled penis. Grew it back again. Don't care any more,but am too lazy to shave.
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RE: Beards
March 16, 2012 at 6:57 pm
Pad said exactly what I was thinking. My trustworthy beard was born out of my hate of razors.
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RE: Beards
March 16, 2012 at 6:57 pm
'twas sent by my "beau" to explain why he keeps his for now. Although he's pretty cute when shaven.
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RE: Beards
March 16, 2012 at 9:33 pm
A beard is less of a determining factor than a turban.
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RE: Beards
March 16, 2012 at 9:51 pm
Ideally, I would have grown a "The Philosopher," but, alas, I'm merely a triangle on the chin away from a "full beard."
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RE: Beards
March 16, 2012 at 10:11 pm
If I had any computer skills I'd make a chart of women's beards. Everything from a landing patch to a full on fro to a perfect triangle to a waxed nakey.
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RE: Beards
March 16, 2012 at 10:25 pm
The goatee is on the entirely wrong end of the spectrum. On a side note, I love beards, but not corny ones.

Syn, I hate razors too. Unfortunately, women are compelled to shave if they want sex.
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RE: Beards
March 17, 2012 at 6:52 am
Zen has the "perfectly Evil" Goatee + Moustache ...

YUM!
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