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Beards can protect you from being gay
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
I'm not maligning Putin, in fact I find him extremely masculine (woot !), but he is definitely challenged in the follicle department. I'm predicting any attempt at a beard he might try is going to be profoundly less plush than the travesty Mark Wahlberg is sporting.

I don't take off points if I think a given man could potentially grow only a pathetic and wan attempt at some facial plumage, but I do take off points when they actually demonstrate their failings in this category.


Once in a VERY long while, a seemingly disappointing hedge will garner some degree of approval with me, (Francois Arnaud pulls off this difficult feat in The Borgias, but his scarcely thicker than a shadow fuzz is entirely compensated for by another character, Michelletto, who does have a nice beard, and who is clearly in love with Cardinal Cesare Borgia, his character in the show) and an extremely masculine Nebraska college football player, Jordan Westerkamp does the seemingly impossible too, but for men in rough and tumble sports, I have differing criteria about facial hair.
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Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 20, 2017 at 11:14 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Chad32 - June 20, 2017 at 11:19 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Losty - June 20, 2017 at 11:23 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Anon2381 - June 20, 2017 at 11:30 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by ignoramus - June 20, 2017 at 11:38 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Losty - June 21, 2017 at 4:24 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 22, 2017 at 12:25 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Jesster - June 20, 2017 at 11:39 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by c172 - June 20, 2017 at 11:45 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by J a c k - June 21, 2017 at 4:07 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Alex K - June 21, 2017 at 6:41 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by chimp3 - June 21, 2017 at 7:18 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 21, 2017 at 7:50 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:08 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Joods - June 21, 2017 at 9:27 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 21, 2017 at 1:38 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 22, 2017 at 12:39 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:35 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:55 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Joods - June 21, 2017 at 10:07 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by ignoramus - June 22, 2017 at 12:33 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 21, 2017 at 3:11 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 22, 2017 at 12:41 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 22, 2017 at 1:21 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 22, 2017 at 1:26 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Chad32 - June 30, 2017 at 9:52 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by chimp3 - July 1, 2017 at 3:56 am

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