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Beards can protect you from being gay

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Beards can protect you from being gay
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 9:35 am
I can tell.

Lord knows I've looked over enough male flesh to pick up on things like that.



I've heard some hetero men note they can discern how hairy a given woman is before she disrobes*, I have a similar talent for guys.

I'll admit the few surprises I have had with my predictions have been a given man will turn out to be either somewhat hairy than I expected, or he is surprisingly adept at displaying whatever he does have in an appealing manner.

And keep in mind, there are some hairy guys that just can't pull it off regardless, David Hasselhoff springs to mind, ick !!



*"if she has hair on her knuckles, she has hair on her stomach" kind of observations . . .[shudder]
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Beards can protect you from being gay

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Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 20, 2017 at 11:14 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Chad32 - June 20, 2017 at 11:19 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Losty - June 20, 2017 at 11:23 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Anon2381 - June 20, 2017 at 11:30 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by ignoramus - June 20, 2017 at 11:38 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Losty - June 21, 2017 at 4:24 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 22, 2017 at 12:25 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Jesster - June 20, 2017 at 11:39 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by c172 - June 20, 2017 at 11:45 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by J a c k - June 21, 2017 at 4:07 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Alex K - June 21, 2017 at 6:41 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by chimp3 - June 21, 2017 at 7:18 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 21, 2017 at 7:50 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:08 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Joods - June 21, 2017 at 9:27 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 21, 2017 at 1:38 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 22, 2017 at 12:39 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:35 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:55 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Joods - June 21, 2017 at 10:07 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by ignoramus - June 22, 2017 at 12:33 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 21, 2017 at 3:11 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 22, 2017 at 12:41 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 22, 2017 at 1:21 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 22, 2017 at 1:26 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Chad32 - June 30, 2017 at 9:52 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by chimp3 - July 1, 2017 at 3:56 am

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