RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 1:38 pm
(This post was last modified: June 21, 2017 at 1:42 pm by Silver.)
(June 21, 2017 at 9:08 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I don't take off points if I think a given man could potentially grow only a pathetic and wan attempt at some facial plumage, but I do take off points when they actually demonstrate their failings in this category.
I cannot grow a proper beard to save my life.
I have allowed it to grow for months to no avail. All I can accomplish is a thick peach fuzz that does not even connect as a whole to make a full beard. I cannot even do a proper five o'clock shadow.
I have hair in abundance on my arms, legs, and pubic area. I cannot grow hair on my chest, but I have hair around my nipples and stomach area.
I'm a weird monkey.
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