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Beards can protect you from being gay

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Beards can protect you from being gay
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 1:38 pm (This post was last modified: June 21, 2017 at 1:42 pm by Paraselene.)
(June 21, 2017 at 9:08 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I don't take off points if I think a given man could potentially grow only a pathetic and wan attempt at some facial plumage, but I do take off points when they actually demonstrate their failings in this category.

I cannot grow a proper beard to save my life.

I have allowed it to grow for months to no avail. All I can accomplish is a thick peach fuzz that does not even connect as a whole to make a full beard. I cannot even do a proper five o'clock shadow.

I have hair in abundance on my arms, legs, and pubic area. I cannot grow hair on my chest, but I have hair around my nipples and stomach area.

I'm a weird monkey.
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Beards can protect you from being gay

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Beards can protect you from being gay - by Paraselene - June 20, 2017 at 11:14 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Chad32 - June 20, 2017 at 11:19 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Losty - June 20, 2017 at 11:23 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Anon2381 - June 20, 2017 at 11:30 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by ignoramus - June 20, 2017 at 11:38 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Losty - June 21, 2017 at 4:24 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Paraselene - June 22, 2017 at 12:25 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Jesster - June 20, 2017 at 11:39 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by c172 - June 20, 2017 at 11:45 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by J a c k - June 21, 2017 at 4:07 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Alex K - June 21, 2017 at 6:41 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by chimp3 - June 21, 2017 at 7:18 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:08 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Joods - June 21, 2017 at 9:27 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Paraselene - June 21, 2017 at 1:38 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 22, 2017 at 12:39 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:35 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:55 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Joods - June 21, 2017 at 10:07 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by ignoramus - June 22, 2017 at 12:33 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Paraselene - June 22, 2017 at 12:41 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 22, 2017 at 1:21 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Chad32 - June 30, 2017 at 9:52 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by chimp3 - July 1, 2017 at 3:56 am

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