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Beards can protect you from being gay
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
(June 21, 2017 at 1:38 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:
(June 21, 2017 at 9:08 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I don't take off points if I think a given man could potentially grow only a pathetic and wan attempt at some facial plumage, but I do take off points when they actually demonstrate their failings in this category.

I cannot grow a proper beard to save my life.

I have allowed it to grow for months to no avail.  All I can accomplish is a thick peach fuzz that does not even connect as a whole to make a full beard.  I cannot even do a proper five o'clock shadow.

I have hair in abundance on my arms, legs, and pubic area.  I cannot grow hair on my chest, but I have hair around my nipples and stomach area.

I'm a weird monkey.


In the big scheme of things, your characteristics do not matter.  Whatever you have going on, I can guaranty there is someone out there looking for it.  And frequently, opposites attract, so someone with a whole bunch of whatever you're looking for is going to be looking for what you have in abundance or abeyance as the case may be.


LOL, one of the more disappointing experiences I've had was going home with this massive hairy slab of a man dressed all in leather and when we got to his place and got going at it, I realized conceptually for him, the leather gear was equivalent to cross dressing.  He might as well have been wearing a little black cocktail dress and heels . . . . 


. . .  and maybe on other days of the week he does.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Beards can protect you from being gay - by Paraselene - June 20, 2017 at 11:14 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Chad32 - June 20, 2017 at 11:19 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Losty - June 20, 2017 at 11:23 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Anon2381 - June 20, 2017 at 11:30 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by ignoramus - June 20, 2017 at 11:38 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Losty - June 21, 2017 at 4:24 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Paraselene - June 22, 2017 at 12:25 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Jesster - June 20, 2017 at 11:39 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by c172 - June 20, 2017 at 11:45 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by J a c k - June 21, 2017 at 4:07 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Alex K - June 21, 2017 at 6:41 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by chimp3 - June 21, 2017 at 7:18 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:08 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Joods - June 21, 2017 at 9:27 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 22, 2017 at 12:39 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:35 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:55 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Joods - June 21, 2017 at 10:07 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by ignoramus - June 22, 2017 at 12:33 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Paraselene - June 22, 2017 at 12:41 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 22, 2017 at 1:21 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Chad32 - June 30, 2017 at 9:52 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by chimp3 - July 1, 2017 at 3:56 am

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