(July 13, 2017 at 10:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(July 13, 2017 at 9:56 pm)ignoramus Wrote: MH, you do know that if a woman farts in your presence, it's the ultimate compliment.
It just means that they are comfortable doing it for you knowing you won't indignity them.
It just that when 91 year old mother in law crop dusts from one end of the aisle to the other at Coles, that's when I die laughing inside me...
(The worst part is she's almost deaf, so she's not even aware of it)
Or, it means that she doesn't give a fly fuck about your opinion.
Nah, she's not like that... She's ridiculously shy and timid.
She still says things like:
I heard on the wireless
Aerodrome
That was a nice "do"
Etc
Sadly, and showing her age, she says the "n" word occasionally like it's nothing!
(She obviously watched a lot of 1940's and 50's black and white movies!)
We all sit there at the dinner table shocked and trying to explain how the world has moved on,..
At that age, there are some tricks a dog just cannot learn....
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.