RE: What National Day is today?
July 14, 2017 at 1:31 am
(This post was last modified: July 14, 2017 at 1:33 am by c172.)
NATIONAL NUDE DAY
NATIONAL TAPE MEASURE DAY
NATIONAL GRAND MARNIER DAY
NATIONAL MAC AND CHEESE DAY
COLLECTOR CAR APPRECIATION DAY
*drives around the neighborhood in my 1988 Audi Trans-Am series racer whilst naked except for being wrapped up in a cloth tape measure, a bowl of Kraft Dinner in my right hand and a shot glass of Grand Marnier in my left*
That's how I roll.
NATIONAL TAPE MEASURE DAY
NATIONAL GRAND MARNIER DAY
NATIONAL MAC AND CHEESE DAY
COLLECTOR CAR APPRECIATION DAY
*drives around the neighborhood in my 1988 Audi Trans-Am series racer whilst naked except for being wrapped up in a cloth tape measure, a bowl of Kraft Dinner in my right hand and a shot glass of Grand Marnier in my left*
That's how I roll.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
