RE: Am I nuts? I like Jesus..:)
July 17, 2017 at 12:50 pm
(This post was last modified: July 17, 2017 at 12:53 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(July 17, 2017 at 12:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: My favorite fairy tale growing up was The Three Little Pigs.
But then, I grew up.
See, I was big fan of the one about osiris, isis, and set, wherein set dismembers his brother and assumes control of the Nile...while Isis, wracked with grief and driven insane searches for her lover's newly liberated phallus, having found it, concieves a child named Horus, who then reestablishes his fathers throne and restores order.
Eat shit game of thrones. The bar for fairy tales was set high in my youth. Jesus rates as an also-ran in the overall field of good ghost stories. Bitching out a bunch of jews and then getting nailed to a piece of wood? Cmon......

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