Am I nuts? I like Jesus..:)

[Dropship]

It'd be torture standing outside in the cold looking through the window at the fun going on inside!
No sweat, it's easy for us to join the party, Jesus said "Knock and the door will be opened"..
PS- I like your "cloaking/decloaking" routine, other ships do it too-
"God goes by me but I see him not" (Job 9:10)
"..praise to the Lord, to him who rides the ancient skies above.." (Psalm 68:33-34)
"God rides upon a swift cloud" (Isaiah 19:1)

*decloak*

I'll keep the door closed, thanks.  I have no need for your Jesus, nor any god for that matter.  And, again, I hate parties.

*recloaking*

I hate parties too, but remember Jesus said "In my fathers kingdom are many mansions", so if we don't want to go to the mansion that's hosting one, we can just stay home in our our own mansion watching Star Trek vids or whatever..

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Speaking of nuts, as a kid I overheard my dad say to my mam about me - "He's nutty! No don't laugh, I really do mean it, he wastes all his pocket money on silly plastic model aeroplanes then hangs 'em on string from his bedroom ceiling in full view of the street, I dread to think what the neighbours are saying about him. when's he going to start saving his money instead?"
I got my own back though, I filled his radio with sand from a builders yard down the road and rofl'd when he tried to tune in the Clay-Liston fight but all he got were electrical crackles and splutters. Hehe
Then the sand began pouring out in torrents like an Indiana Jones temple and he freaked, "I don't believe it!" he yelled, "its full of bleddy sand, how the hell did that get in there?" Needless to say, I innocently denied all knowledge of it..
He's been dead now 35 years but I wonder what he'd say if he knew I still buy models, I got Amelia Earharts red Lockheed Vega last year and have currently got my eye on a cool B-25 Doolittle Raider down the model shop..

Cool story bro. But then no not really, we watched it on a telly.

Lucky you, we never had a telly in our house for much of my childhood because my cheapskate parents reckoned they couldn't afford one, yet they always seemed to have enough cash to spend on cigarettes, they smoked like friggin chimneys!
PS- and anyway if i remember correctly boxing wasn't screened live on TV in those stone age days, and to get it live, people had to listen to the radio.

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Speaking of Jesus and nuts . . .

wondering how His worked.  Like a normal sperm count for the era?  100% motile?

Did they have any special properties like totipotency?

Nocturnal emission(s)?

Prostate trouble?

One lower than the other?

The film 'The Last Temptation of Christ' starring Willem Dafoe explored the possibility that Jesus came down from the cross to live a normal family life with a wife and kids, but in the end decided that being a family man wasn't his cup of tea, so he asked God to put him back on the cross.
The moral?- we holy men don't do "family"..
(I never married or had kids myself)