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How often do you fart?

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How often do you fart?
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 28, 2011 at 7:31 am
All day long, every day, in full public view and experience. If twenty minutes goes by without me farting, I'm probably getting a little uncomfortable.
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How often do you fart?

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How often do you fart? - by padraic - July 27, 2011 at 11:19 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by Minimalist - July 27, 2011 at 11:28 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by padraic - July 28, 2011 at 12:22 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by Cinjin - July 28, 2011 at 12:45 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by LastPoet - July 28, 2011 at 4:43 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by Napoléon - July 28, 2011 at 7:20 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by The Grand Nudger - July 28, 2011 at 7:31 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by Minimalist - July 28, 2011 at 3:36 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by Skeptic - July 28, 2011 at 8:06 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by Autumnlicious - July 28, 2011 at 2:15 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by Violet - July 28, 2011 at 3:29 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by padraic - July 28, 2011 at 8:24 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by Violet - July 28, 2011 at 8:36 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by padraic - July 28, 2011 at 8:42 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by Dotard - July 28, 2011 at 10:48 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by Shell B - July 29, 2011 at 12:33 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by Minimalist - July 29, 2011 at 12:34 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by A Theist - August 5, 2011 at 8:45 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by The Grand Nudger - August 5, 2011 at 8:58 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by leo-rcc - August 5, 2011 at 10:48 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by Violet - August 6, 2011 at 4:33 am
RE: How often do you fart? - by Jackalope - August 6, 2011 at 6:50 pm
RE: How often do you fart? - by TheAtheistTroll - August 7, 2011 at 6:58 am

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