time for you to become a Muslim. accept it

[Rev. Rye]

Look, kid, if you're really trying to convert us, show us WHY Islam, of all the many faiths out there, is correct, why Allah should be praised, and preferably why groups like DAESH/ISIS or Al Qaeda aren't representative of Islam. And THEN lead into your own personal preferred editions of the Quran. Starting with that makes it all so tedious that your plan is doomed from the start. If you're really committed to lowering the price on that dowry by converting seven atheists, do at least make an attempt at not boring us to tears.

Also, is there some sort of crowdfunding site where one can donate money towards someone's dowry? Because, honestly, a lot of us are familiar on some level with Islam and consider it a non-starter for various reasons (from the many atrocities committed in its name in recent years to the fact that bacon is banned), so it's not likely that you'll convert us. It might actually be simpler to set up a fund for the full-price dowry and give it to the father of the bride.

I don't know how much the full price would be, but it would be a lot more likely that you'll find people willing to donate the money (I believe the term for this is Sadaqah) than it would be to convert atheists to Islam by just talking about your preferred manuscript.