Just to get back to the OP for a moment, I always find it amusing that fundies ( of all stripes ) think their bible bullshit is so special. Here is a link to the Apache Creation Myth. Really, it isn't any stupider than genesis which the morons think is so superior.
http://www.dreamscape.com/morgana/miranda.htm#APACHE
Note that from the outset even the Apache dismissed the idea that 'god' sat around jerking off until he decided to start creating things.
http://www.dreamscape.com/morgana/miranda.htm#APACHE
Quote:In the beginning nothing existed -- no earth, no sky, no sun, no moon, only darkness was everywhere. Suddenly from the darkness emerged a thin disc, one side yellow and the other side white, appearing suspended in midair. Within the disc sat a small bearded man, Creator, the One Who Lives Above. As if waking from a long nap, he rubbed his eyes and face with both hands.
When he looked into the endless darkness, light appeared above. He looked down and it became a sea of light. To the east, he created yellow streaks of dawn. To the west, tints of many colors appeared everywhere. There were also clouds of different colors.
Creator wiped his sweating face and rubbed his hands together, thrusting them downward. Behold! A shining cloud upon which sat a little girl. "Stand up and tell me where are you going," said Creator. But she did not reply. He rubbed his eyes again and offered his right hand to the Girl-Without-Parents.
Note that from the outset even the Apache dismissed the idea that 'god' sat around jerking off until he decided to start creating things.
