Not my own, but from the Season 6 episode of M*A*S*H, "The Smell Of Music".
Major Winchester has taken up the French Horn and not very well ("The sadistic sounds of Doc Winchester and his all-moose orchestra").
Long story short, after the horn ends up getting crushed under a jeep, Winchester takes it to a local craftsman, Sang Nu, for repair. It comes back like this:
Major Winchester has taken up the French Horn and not very well ("The sadistic sounds of Doc Winchester and his all-moose orchestra").
Long story short, after the horn ends up getting crushed under a jeep, Winchester takes it to a local craftsman, Sang Nu, for repair. It comes back like this:
![[Image: The%20Smell%20Of%20Music.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i160.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ft187%2FSteambum%2FThe%2520Smell%2520Of%2520Music.jpg)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
